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Reticle closing speed test

A gay test

In a bit, I need to finish a reticle closing speed test cause I am gay.

by Madcircle70 November 21, 2023


Hop on engine testing

Typically used by HDC (Hyorc's Development Cave) members to signify anal sex, the engine testing part referencing HDC's game called Engine Testing

Hey kid, you wanna hop on engine testing?

by tihmmer May 28, 2021


testing, 1, 2, 3

That one line everyone says to test their microphone. The most neutral sentence there is.

Presenter: "Testing, 1, 2, 3."
Audience: *thumbs up*

by woofemasse January 26, 2022


The Jones test

The Jones test it to test whether you should fuck a girl. Before fucking a girl ask yourself "Can i imagine myself ever having kids with this girl?" If the answer is yes, then and ONLY then can you fuck her.

1."Dude, i fucked this crazy girl and i can't get rid of her now"

2."What the hell, did you not do the Jones test on her first?"

by MosDef May 25, 2020


The Pilot Test

When you watch the first episode of a tv series and decide whether or not to proceed with watching the rest of it.

Sure i'll give ozark the pilot test... but no promises

by cockran April 5, 2019


cerealogical tests

Examinations and analyses of spilled/leftover Cheerios and cornflakes to determine what your diet is and its effects on your overall well-being.

Da doctors tried to run cerealogical tests on me, but seeing as how I usually "eat healthy" instead of voraciously chowing down on Fruit Loops or Peanut Butter Crunch, there wasn't much they could determine from a few scattered grains of brown rice and plain rolled-oats flakes.

by QuacksO February 7, 2020


Bechdel Test

A test used to figure out if you are a homosexual.

So John, it looks like you didn’t pass the Bechdel Test. I think you should let your wife and kids know.

by Criminalmindset August 16, 2023

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