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a South African man who enjoys scratching jaguars or other felines normally in their naughty places
Bob is such a Canadian Duck Scratcher!
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when you recieve a blowjob on a zamboni while taping your hockey stick
bj+tj+zj= vertically curved canadian mango
bro i was chilling on the zam the other day giving a sick tj when all of a sudden i got a vertically curved canadian mango it was sick
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stupid loser faggot dicksuckers who have nothing better to do with their life than kill innocent seals because theyre fucking fags
1. In the past three years, the faggot canadian seal hunters have slayed 1 million seals, skinning 70% of them alive
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A person performing a sexual act involving an uncircumcised male and a partner with a particularly hairy anus.
The partner may be either male or female as long as the prerequisite of having sufficient hair around the anus is met.
The person acting as the Canadian Beaver Tail approaches the partner from behind with the foreskin retracted, making contact between the anus and the exposed glans. Once contact is established the foreskin is once again pulled over the head of the penis fusing both individuals together.
"Hey, I think that anonymous human #1 passed out in the bathroom."
"Yup, looks like it's time for a Canadian Beaver Tail" *anonymous human #2 proceeds to mount anonymous human #1 in the aforementioned fashion and becomes the Canadian Beaver Tail*
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Literally the most stressful place on Earth. A place to meet friends, loved ones, and mortal enemies. A place that may seem nice and cheery on the outside, but in reality, it's a hellhole with no coordination or proper planning.
my friend: Hey, do you wanna do something on Saturday?
me: Sorry, I have cadets.
my friend: I hope you come back in one piece.
me: Thanks but I won't.
Royal Canadian Air Cadets
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Drink 5-10 redbulls then grab your partner by the ankles hold her upside down while stabing her bellybutton with your penis
Then you get another person who is canadian to throw orange juice at you and your partner while you fist your partner (mind you, you have to be really strong to perform this)
Hey man I totally canadian redbull orange fisted that girl last night!!!
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Man I love Raymond's big Canadian cock
That's a Raymond's big Canadian cock