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Something you'll see in every Pixar movie
Elastigirl sure has a dump-truck ass
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To release a huge flagon of ass compost. Not your everyday trip to the jacks.
Like a normal poop at double, triple or even quadruple butt load.
Rohan has the insatiable need to take a huge dump after a night of carving up tinder guys and eating hot curry pujas
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When random songs spew out of your mouth for no reason, making room for new information to be absorbed in your brain.
8 a.m.:
Coworker 1: "I am stuck on bandaid brand cause bandaid stuck on me"
Coworker 2: Where did that come from?
Coworker 1: I have no idea!
Noon:
Coworker 1: "I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you"
Coworker 2: What is with all these random songs?
Coworker 1: Not sure, they just keep popping into my head, so I want to share them with you. Once I give them to you, they are no longer in my head. I am not even listening to music today!
3 p.m.:
Coworker 1: "My girl wants to party all the time, party all the time, parrrrty all the timmmme"
Coworker 2: HA HA
Coworker 1: I mean seriously, I must be having a brain dump, getting rid off all the useless songs I have memorized to make room for new information!
Next day:
Coworker 1: What was the song I was signing yesterday? I want to submit to Urban Dictionary.
Coworker 2: I dont remember, the bandaid song and some random song from the 80's. So the brain dump worked?
Coworker 1: Oh my god, it did!
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Cum dumping is when you do a big jizzy shit after being fucked in the arse by a lot of people. A cum dump.
Gotta use the loo, my arse is stretched out and Im gagging for some cum dumping. I'll shift this lot and be ready for another pint up my gary.
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This phrase refers to the most powerful, gaseous force known to mankind and it is a result of the mighty weight loss drink known as Slim Fast. "Mon Dat Be Some Powaful Shit" is what rastafarians used to say when exposed to its mystical, medicinal ways. A legend was born in a place called Tazewell, when a young high school wrestler started taking this popular weight loss regimen. Thus, he became famous for his "distinct" qualities over night. Lets just say that he was the only one known: "to be able to clear a room" with his atomic ability.
Ern, man you be takin' a dizzle atomic dump again!!! Literally, there goes the neighborhood!!! Fo' shizzle my ern dizzle!! Whew, damn what is that??
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A Dump Invalidation or a DI is when you are taking a dump and its so hard and dry that halfway through the painful process, you decide to suck the dump back up your butthole, eat some fruit, try again later, and hope for the best.
Person 1: man i just had to DI. it hurt like 712904 needles entering my butthole.
Person 2: HAHA. better luck next time.
Dump Invalidation (DI)
A derisive term to describe an incompetent and sometimes elderly attorney assigned by the state to represent a prison inmate going before the Board Of Prison Hearings who cannot afford a private one.
Yup, I’ve got another sad sack shot before the Board again this year with another dump truck attorney to mangle my case facts and the possibility of release.