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When a man unleashes two monster size loads into the same persons mouth, but is 2 separate ejaculation, in a short time frame.
Bro 1: I heard you took Sally home last night, bro. What did you do?
Bro 2: She gave me a 2 pump shump!
Bro 1: Dude.
"Oscar the pump god" or his full name Oscar Fraire Vidriales is religiously believed to be the son of "Jehovah" also known as "god the father". He is also religiously believed to be the brother of the lord and savior "Jesus christ". He also started his own religion thousands of years ago that is called "PumpGodism
Oscar the pump god is the son of jehovah
Oscar the pump god is the brother of jesus christ
When one commits the act of fappage on one's own beastly piece.
Dude: Hey, you wanna hang out?
Dude (other): Nah, I'm pumping knuckles.
A pre-going out workout to give you the impression you don't look fat.
Big Andy hadn't visited the gym in a number of weeks, so he popped to the gym for a quick glamour pump before the dating meetup
When you box a person, and pull out your shotgun, and give them the big 200 pump.
Bro you will not believe what happened last night, I met this girl, I full boxed 200 pumped her
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It’s been so long since he/she had an orgasm he or she decided to pump a well
Tom Kuhn, maker of the famous wooden "No Jive" yo-yo, gave the nickname "pumping wood" in reference to playing with a yo yo.
Man, I was all by myself yesterday, so I was pumping wood to pass the time.