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After ejaculation during anal sex, the male squeeze's his partner's butt-cheeks together and pulls away as to clean it.
Sally's ass fucked so good and gave her a russian patty melt and flipped her over for seconds.
I give you Russian sleeping pill and you wake up with concussion
To shit in swimming goggles and put them on them in their sleep
Hey you wanna do a prank, yeah lets do Russian swamp goggles
The act of inserting ones penis into the ass of his partner and then riding them down the stairs completely naked.
Andy: Hey Cynthia , how would you like to go for a Russian sleigh ride
Cynthia: sure let me get my knee pads first
When you let the end of the weed blunt act as an incesnse to keep your hot box going.
You wanan just let this russian stove light, i dont feel like rippin it anymore
A Russian or other women of eastern European ethnicity, who will undoubtedly explode when they reach the pre-designated genetic time frame. The latter usually being ages 40+ but there are reported incidents of this happening as young as 30 or even sooner if they have children. This explosion is what constitutes them as a Russian Time-bomb. The young beautiful Russian women will transform into the gruff logger, possibly sporting a thin beard, chopping firewood outside of the cabin surrounded by a gaggle of spawn.
"I had to return my mail order bride Tawnya as she reached the point of maximum impact and the Russian Time-bomb detonated."
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While shoving 4-5 vodka soaked tennis balls up her twat. The Russian Tennis Geyser is performed when the woman in question increases pressure in her snatch by preparing to queef, then letting it all explode out at once. There are only 5 known casualties that were sacrificed in the making of this technique. This is generally very dangerous and should not be attempted unless you are a professional whore.
"that popcorn poped so loud we thought you were doing the russian tennis geyser."
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