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Olivet Nazarene University

A little private christian college in some weird ass named town that starts with a B located an hour south of Chicago. Everyone tries to get married by sophomore year. Close to 90% of the people are sheltered and have never talked to the opposite sex so I guess it works out. All the women are naturally just thick as hell.

"Damn she already gettin married? Does she go to Olivet Nazarene University or something?"

by Humbledbeast52 March 19, 2017

61πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


dumb nigga university

When a nigga say some shit that’s so dumb that he needs to take a whole-ass class to realize how dumb he is.

Guy 1: Hey bro you know the earths flat
Guy 2: Bro are you fucking retarded? Please apply at dumb nigga university

by bruinsboy July 19, 2020


Steven universe future

Holy shit Steven needs mental help

Steven : Connie, will you marry me.
Connie : no
Steven : *breakdown*

Steven universe future is sad

by Puppydog101 March 17, 2020

56πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Dixie State University

Utah's party school. Seriously about the only thing it's known for.

Dixie State University is a small school located in St. George Utah and founded in 1911. Formerly known as Dixie State College. Dixie's mascot is "Big D" which is kind of awesome. Kids go there to 'escape' Utah but still be in Utah. Many mormon freshmen will have their first sip of alcohol while attending Dixie. It's conveniently close to Las Vegas and California and is insanely hot in the summer. A genuinely great school with administration and professors that don't totally suck. Surrounded by beautiful Utah scenery and home to lots of outdoor activities. Like drinking. Lots and lots of drinking.

I heard the business program there is actually pretty good but I can't remember because I was way too drunk.

"Dude you're going to Dixie State University??"
"Yeah I really love it's location, curriculum, and affordability!"
"No, you just wanted to drink way too much and pretend you're still in high school"
"Yeah, you're right..."

by Dixieloverbigd October 16, 2013

42πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Minecraft universal constant

This number is a gigantic number coined by Austin from "The Science" series of Game theorists youtube channel . It is the number of all permutations in all minecraft worlds. Its value is 10^10^10^1.3134

Hey, did you see the mind boggling gigantic number, The minecraft universal constant, that Austin from the game theorists calculated.

by LORD ASHU December 10, 2020


Warren National "University"

A diploma mill shut down by the State of Wyoming in 2009. Formerly known as Kennedy Western "university" of California, Hawaii, Wyoming, and Idaho.

I went through the drive through window and got a PhD from Warren National "University"

by Jimbob44 April 6, 2009

108πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Spring Arbor University

Where everything is against the concept...except playing scrabble.

Justin: hey wanna come over and watch a movie?
Ashley: No i cant its not open hours!
Justin: Thanks Spring Arbor University now we will go play scrabble in the lobby but only until 2.

by jaykenguen April 8, 2010

71πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž