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can i have a touch

When your friend offers you a premium inhale on a fine joint

Rohan - Hey Zach, can i have a touch?
Zach - *makes hand gesture towards joint*

by touch_master August 18, 2019


whatever i can get

A phrase popularly used on the networking college site facebook.com. It refers to an individual's desire for any type of relationship, specifically, "dating," "friendship," and/or "random play." Some view this phrase as having a dergatory connotation, making the individual look desperate or without standards. Others simply view it as an honest explanation of relationship expectations and have no qualms posting this phrase.

The phrase whatever I can get is the same as saying I am open to any form of relationship.

The phrase whatever I can get is the same as saying I am desperate for any form of relationship.

by azu daioh August 23, 2006

101๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


catch-me-if-you-can

(verb) to con your way into a job/role/situation like Leonardo DiCaprio's character in the movie "Catch Me If You Can"

**At the grocery store, Max is comparing prices to find the cheapest oatmeal. Tim stands by.**

Max: This is bullshit. I need a job.
Tim: I think they're hiring for cashiers here.
Max: Meh. I want a GOOD job. I'll just catch-me-if-you-can my way into being a doctor or something.
Tim: Do it.

**Four months later, "Dr. Max" is arrested and charged for manslaughter, but is set free by "Warden Tim" who catch-me-if-you-canned his way into an interesting new career.**

by Maxwell Dope November 19, 2013

31๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Can I get a Hoya?

A term used when something is lit. Often used within a clique. Made popular by Vine and Instagram star Alissa Violet.

Brenda: "Can I get a Hoya?"
Clique: "Hoyaaaaaaaaa!!!"

by Partyhoe May 13, 2017

731๐Ÿ‘ 201๐Ÿ‘Ž


all you can eat

Place where one never stomachs enough food to get his money's worth.

Just been to an all you can eat restaurant...I think I'm going to be sick.....

by City rider December 13, 2003

53๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


coke can cock

when the male genetalia resembles a coke can. common among asian males and indian females.

Q: Why is it that asians with hard-ons say ouch my nose" when they walk into a wall?
A: Beacuse they have coke can cocks

by The Authority February 14, 2003

11๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž


you can have me

to give someone your virginity.

"baby, you can have me"

by Randy_417 July 3, 2007

25๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž