The complex where Christians are being oppressed and persecuted wherein reality their belief-system has been dominating countries, schools and political systems since like 300 BCE.
Christian: "One day Christians will be able to worship freely, without persecution."
Person: "Talk about CPC."
A place full of normies and wannabe gangsters or "rappers" who listen to and enjoy mumble rap such as Lil Pump or 6ix9ine and spend their weekends asking people to meet them somewhere on their Instagram or Snapchat stories.
Me: This girl said she's at West Lakes on her story. Wanna hang out with her?
Mate: On her Snapchat story? She must go to Portside Christian College.
Random guy: ESKETIT! Lil Pump is the best.
Me: You must go to Portside Christian College since you lack any understanding of good music genres.
Awesome place teachers are super fair no matter what gender. They don't assign any homework at all. Their sports are great and the teachers are so kind.
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Cherokee Christian Schools is Great HAHAHHA NOT
ANYONE
It’s a horrendic wasteland of a school that decides its a far more impressive idea to waste money on statues instead of actual learning supplies, and also has lovely meet ups every tuesday where they go around the neighborhood spreading the word of God by lynching homosexuals.
After my friend came out to a student of Brentwood Christian School, they mysteriously found him dead in a ditch.
Tatum lee Christian is the bestest friend ever and so beautiful, funny, nice to some people and has a flat butt. A lot of boys like her especially boys names that start with (B) and she is not fat. She is perfect and good at sports and good at gymnastics, and loves McDonald’s. She is embarrassed to eat in front of boys she likes. And Tatum lee Christian likes to talk in this voice that is really weird and she farts ALOT. And she dose not know how to twerk. But she is the best person you will ever meat with the best personality that you will love and she is the perfect best friend and once you find out her true self you will love her.
You are lucky to meant a Tatum lee Christian the one and only bestest weirdest friend ever and her farts smell really bad you better hope she doesn’t Dutch oven you, because you will probably pass out, but you are still best friends with Her. Your lucky if she is being her self around you. P.S crusty mattresses.
The smartest motherfucker on the planet, he builds sexy hypercars, and knows his cars inside and out
Christian Von Koenigsegg Can build sexy cars
gay ass school where teachers fuck with students minds. the only school where you’re either a drug addict or you’re holy, there’s no in between
i left fellowship christian school because every teacher was a bitch