this is a kinda ok school until you meet all the assholes in your grade. then itβs just ass. going to this school gave me depression and aids. be careful!
evangelical christian school? isnβt that the one where they canβt even dance at homecoming?
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The complex where Christians are being oppressed and persecuted wherein reality their belief-system has been dominating countries, schools and political systems since like 300 BCE.
Christian: "One day Christians will be able to worship freely, without persecution."
Person: "Talk about CPC."
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A place full of normies and wannabe gangsters or "rappers" who listen to and enjoy mumble rap such as Lil Pump or 6ix9ine and spend their weekends asking people to meet them somewhere on their Instagram or Snapchat stories.
Me: This girl said she's at West Lakes on her story. Wanna hang out with her?
Mate: On her Snapchat story? She must go to Portside Christian College.
Random guy: ESKETIT! Lil Pump is the best.
Me: You must go to Portside Christian College since you lack any understanding of good music genres.
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Awesome place teachers are super fair no matter what gender. They don't assign any homework at all. Their sports are great and the teachers are so kind.
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Cherokee Christian Schools is Great HAHAHHA NOT
ANYONE
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Itβs a horrendic wasteland of a school that decides its a far more impressive idea to waste money on statues instead of actual learning supplies, and also has lovely meet ups every tuesday where they go around the neighborhood spreading the word of God by lynching homosexuals.
After my friend came out to a student of Brentwood Christian School, they mysteriously found him dead in a ditch.
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A private K-12 christian school thats as biggeted as it is small. Were all the girls were skirts, bellow the knee. Run by an old inbred family who has the real control over the school.
1. Girl1: "This sucks. I have to put on this skirt today"
Girl2: "I want to get out of here! I hate Christian Heights"
Boy: "Haha you have to wear skirts and arent fit to put up lunch tables because im a man"
2. Girl from public school: "I almost feel sorry for those poor brainwashed children at christian Heights. But not quite there so biggeted."
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