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Magic jap’s eye, the art of screwing ones eyes up as to see the pixelated areas of a Japanese porn movie with more clarity
Hey Dave you know what the magic jap’s eye is..... wel, if you screw up your eyes real tight and peep through, after a while you can just about make out that she’s pissing
It's vodka.
And if you don't know what vodka is make sure to finish a bottle by yourself.
"Where am I? It must have been the magical teleportation tea."
This is after he got his stomach pumped
A tree that flys across the land and drives around young teenagers.
Wouldn't it be grand if we could fly across the land on a magical peach tree.
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A Magical box .... With a squid inside.
"My magical squid box has a squid inside." -Person 1
"How magical, to have a magical box, with a squid inside." -Person 8
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Taking a muscle relaxer and toking, creating an extreme relaxed state of being; smooth, relaxed and high.
Dude sitting in this chair makes me feel like I'm on a magic carpet ride.
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The worlds gayest card game to ever walk to the earth played by gay people
My friend played Magic the gathering he’s gay
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A female that wears black and watches too much anime.
I am sexually attracted to a Black magic weaboo
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