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Ya know, the person who birthed you and will do absolutely anything for you. They love you always, even if it doesn't seem like it. I mean, if you need Urban Dictionary to find the definition of your mom, then you really need to open your eyes.
Your Mom is the most loving, caring person ever.
Reddit poster: What's your favorite thing to do during the winter?
Reddit commenter: Your mom
The sexiest person alive, often answers the question, "Who's Candace?" and loves to engage in Bofa circles. An all around upstanding human who likes to see something else standing (iykyk). This person will often be gone for long periods of time, leaving your whole family to question where they are.
I love to f ur mom.
Naive Person: Who?
Me: Your mom
Naive Person: Asked (haha gottem)
Me: me to f her
An old joke people that don't know how to roast use when someone says something
Your stupid
"Your mom is stupid"
The largest astronomical object discovered in the observable universe.
- Hey, what's that giant dot in the sky? It looks huge, what the hell!?
- Your mom, bro.