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September 30th a day we’re you can dance like no one is watching
Omg lays dance, it’s national dance day!
I thought my wife was faithful, but A Seven Nation Army couldn't hold her back
National esex month is the month of july. In honor of national esex month one must celebrate by having esex everyday in the month of july.
“happy national esex month!!”
“lets celebrate!!”
“turn on your camera let me see you cum”
If you want to Break Up with your Partner, this day is the day. second day of August, 2.8, is the national Break Up day. So if you are searching for a perfect day to break up, this day is the day. Good Luck
Partner: Why are you breaking up with me? Why exactly now?
You: Because its national BreakUp Day
National mommy day is on October 29th. On this day you celebrate and love your mommy. Not your birth giver, you’re mommy. as in the girl you call mommy because she is in fact, mommy.
boy 1: since it’s national mommy day, look at my mommy
boy 2: that’s not your mom?
boy 1: no that’s my mommy
boy 2: OH YOUR MOMMY 😏
boy 1: yeahhhh
November 4th: National Burning Day
The time of the year to go out and burn the gifts from your ex.
Me and the boys are getting rid of our girlfriends gifts tonight in honor of National Burning Day!
This here is the week when we worship Nagito. The second week of April, everyone in the religion "Nagitoism" will worship Nagito.
Person 1: This is the week is the week that we worship Nagito!
Person 2: Who is Nagito?
Person 1: Nagito is the best person that you can ever hear about!
Person 2: So this is National Nagito Week, right?
Person 1: Yes!