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A man stands and urinates. In a variant of a golden shower, a dwarf stand in between his legs and watches. During urination, the man farts right on the dwarf's head - shocking and surprising the watcher.
I was at Panera, eating lunch with my family. I went to the bathroom and my pesky 3 year-old son tagged along, stood in between my legs, and watched me pee into the urinal. Seizing the opportunity, I completed a Nicaraguan Dwarf Surprise by farting on his head. We both laughed.
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The act of standing in an alley at night, waiting for a defenseless young blonde girl to come walking by, then proceeding to anally rape her while chanting "for mother Russia!"
I was walking through Harlem the other night when I was assaulted and got a St. Petersburg Surprise.
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The act of ejaculating in your friends mailbox multiple times while he/she is on vacation, then letting it sit till they return. When they arrive home they will certainly have a surprise waiting for them in their mailbox
Phil: Dude i left jenna and her family a Cheesy Cum Surprise while she was in hawaii.
Chris: Hahahahaha that'll be the best surprise shes gotten since she woke up pregnant in mexico
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Back in the good old days, some Jack in the Box workers would throw in a free gift like a balloon after you ordered food. Later you could buy items of their now forgotten characters: Onion Ring Thing, Hambugermeister, Small Fry, Secret Sauce Agent and Jack.
Hey what's this in my bag?...a Jack in the Box surprise...cool!
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Usually played as a trick on unsuspecting victims: The Coconut Cream is when you drop and pants and bend over while tucking the balls and weiner imbetween the legs. Whats left is kknow as the coconut cream surprise, this isnt your grandmas little debie cakes, this is the real deal.
"I was taking a shower when Josh asked me to check out his new shoes, but when I looked around the curtain, he had a Coconut Cream Surprise waiting for me!"
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When like ur jus' chillin' on da max and some random guy is jus' like starin a hole through ur head and has a dazed look on his face and the jus' let's it shoot if u get my drift.
Omg, he jus' had a waterslide surprise
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when a girl or guy's face is jizzed on by another then they stick their head in a dumpster and then in the sun so it can dry. They then peel it off their face to pick their dingleberries and eat them like tortilla and salsa
He made the tastiest cum dumpster surprise when we went over his house last night. UMMMM! YUMM!!!!!
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