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a gurl that is on all fours lickin the doods balls, while the gurl is doin this, the dood is slappin the chic in the face wit his cock
rachel tea bagged jake last night at that crazy party
(Idiom) This will appeal to a formidable audience, but not me.
1: What do you think of feminazi rallies?
2: Not my cup of tea
2's mind: Iron my shirt bitch
A distinctive move during sexual intercourse where a female is on all fours or standing up with the male partner positioned behind her and his penis is inserted into the her anus or vagina. The female then reaches backwards with her hand, between her legs, and "cups" her male partner's testicles, thus engaging in the "Turkish Tea Cup"
This stimulating move can heighten the onset of ejaculation in some men, while in others it may postpone this critical moment, allowing for the couple to engage in extended hedonistic pleasure.
Variations:
If she has two male partners, one below her (in front of her) and one behind her with one penis in her vagina and the second in her anus, this movement is now referred to as a "Turkish Sandwich".
If all partners are of the same sex, the move would be referred to as the "Turkish Lock". An all female couple will usually have a prosthetic penis, fingers, or something of the like for rear insertion, but the partner on all fours or standing up will now be rubbing her partner's clitoris.
Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fuck each others brain out, Jill grabbed her ankles, Jack dropped his pants and went balls deep while singing Mr Bojangles, she let out a peep, it felt so good, but she knew he might, so she reached back and gave him a Turkish Tea Cup.
The first urination of the day.
Guy: Good morning sweetie.
Girl: Good morning.
Guy: I'm going to go make my morning cup of tea.
Girl: I hope it's a good one.
When you squat over a toilet and lightly dip your testicles into the water while masturbating.
"I cannot get off without doing the Charleston Tea Party."
Bone apple tea is common misspelling of the common French phrase "bon appetit". But via a mix of poor translation and illertacy, some people pronounce it "bone apple tea".
Guy 1: "this shit looks good, bone apple tea!"
Guy 2:"pardon?"
When you pay an extra $25 dollars at the Asian Massage for her to piss on your chest while on the shower table and you find out, after the fact, she’s fresh with chlamydia.
I’m done with the parlor life braaaahhhh. One too many Asian green teas.