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A term said by Asian parents to show you how fucked up their lives were back then.
"Dad, can you drive me to school today?"
"Oh my god lah. When I was 9 years old... I used to walk twenty miles to get to school, uphill, both ways, ON ONE FOOT. MY OTHER FOOT WAS FUCKING STARTING A BUSINESS YOU LITTLE FUCK. DO YOU WANT TO GET SENT JESUS?"
its simple he likes little kids and won't stop until he finds them all
Kyle likes 9 year old its just that simple
one of the saddest things to read
old friend: I gtg to bed now see u tomorrow
me: Oh ok cya
"then they become last online 5 years ago :("
Reporter: Mr.Wray, what would be the worst situation currently?
Mr.Wray: Nuclear Bomb + 72 Year Old Trump
Reporter: Excuse Me?
Random Guy In the Crowd" A BIG ASS EXPLOSION!
When something fortunate happens or you get something really cool.
I bought a car this December......
Looks like Santa came early this year.