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When a partner performs a masturbatory action on ones member, and similtaniously licks ones ring piece.
Nicola performed a moo cow rimmer on me last night, she tossed me off while eating my ass!
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Cow boys for social responsibility is a blog for antis. Drawing from the Coalition for Gun Control and other sources they claim that guns cause suicides, that guns cause homicides, and that guns cause domestic violence against women and children. Womens shelters claim that women are terrorized at the hands of men with firearms.
Socieconomic or cultural reasons for violence are ignored as causes, including alcholism and poverty. Somehow it is innaminate objects that by themselves promote people to lose their minds, to snap and start beating their wives or killing people.
The full-time victims at Cow Boys for Social Responsibility want to ban all firearms from all law-abiding hunters and sport shooters in Canada. They feel the human right to self defense is not a right. They feel generations of hunters and shooters of Canada are now suddenly dangerous.
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In Association Football, a striker who simply cannot score a goal to save his life
Fuck me, James Beattie couldnt hit a cows arse with a banjo
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When a man is having sex or getting blown, and a cow then proceeds to defecate on both member's chests.
"Man, I heard you got a Montana Ranch Cow Pie, last night on he cow farm, did you get rid of the smell?"
Any one of a breed of fading rural super heros, now supporting his dangling man-missles with a gut-revealing tank top emblazoned with an unpitted green olive. Enjoys frequent trysts with the Turd-Herding Fat Man.
I am the Greek Cow Stomach.
== Phil Prapopulous
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Boast
An act of talking with excessive pride and self-satisfaction
Tom: I won Jackpot last night.
Jack: Blow Cow Pussy!
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