Internet Pimp

An unemployed loser who sits around all day trying to have sex with stupid girls by pretending to be a photographer. Commonly found in internet cafes surfing websites like craigslist.

Girl: Hey is that MJ the internet pimp?
Boy: Yeah let's go ask for his autograph!
Girl: No let's not, I don't want to get the HIV.
Boy: You can only get that if you sleep with him...!
Girl: Yes, but he has powers of persuasion, and I don't want a baby.
Boy: You're right- let's run.
*Boy and Girl take off running*
Girl: Watch out- you're going to hit that retard!
Boy: He's not retarded- he just has a lot of character!

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PIMP ASS

1. Something that is so amazing.

2. An action that is so amazing.
3. Used to describe a person who is amazing (not romantically).
Must be in all caps

That no scope on CoD W@W was PIMP ASS.
or
That Mustang is nice, but that Ferrari is PIMP ASS.
or

Chuck Norris is old. Bruce Lee is PIMP ASS.

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Pimp Ownage

Having such a great influence over someone that they are basically your ho.

Stupid bitch: "DaMarcus where you been all day nigga? I been tryin to hit you up."

DaMarcus: "Bitch I don't give a FUCK what you been tryin to do. I OWN yo ass!"

Innocent Bystander: "That shit right there some pimp ownage, yadada?"

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pimp nasty

when a black guy tries to be a pimp but hes got no money and charges his hoes 40% because they dont get any work

Person 1: Hey look at that poor black guy in the blue suit
Person 2: Yea he looks pimp nasty

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PIMP GODDESS

n. The most beautiful, sexy, and seductive woman in the world. She is so attractive that she gets any guy she wants. She plays and pimps out every guy she wants.

The one and only SEXY Amanda!!!

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limp pimp

To be someone that is not a pro pimp.

Chris talks about bein a pro pimp all the time but hes just a limp pimp.

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pimp's hours

Staying up really late and waking up really late. like a pimp.

"you be workin a pimp's hours" pimp

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