Porn

What I watch

Brett watches porn

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poverty porn

Maury, Jerry Springer, and any show that purposefully uses the extremely poor and/or desperate uneducated people to exploit them for the purpose of entertainment.

"Every time I see a show that involves poor people fighting, it just gives me the worst poverty porn vibe."

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bush porn

classic porn from the 70's and 80's featuring women with an abundance of pubic hair.

my boy dan likes to watch himself some serious bush porn.

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the porn box

Anything that shows or contains porn such as this laptop and computer with a good cable connection, a nice big screen tv with skinamax or even your local shit hole strip club called the mirage palace.

What did you do today B? Not much, just sat around and watched the Porn Box and wacked it till my cack turned blue.

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furniture porn

Photographs or film in which the viewer's attention is driven towards the interior decorating and furnishings of a room or place. This may or may not include product placement.

See House Beautiful, Western Interiors, and the like for print examples. The movie Mr and Mrs Smith contains a chase scene in which the characters comment on the beauty of products in the store through which they are driving.

"Did you see that new ikea commercial? Total furniture porn."

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doggie porn

Media for the gratification of dog lovers' general, non-sexual appreciation of dogs.

Border collie rescue websites and pictures therein: "The girlfriend _so_ wants a pet and she surfs doggie porn every day."

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Food Porn

The torture that 01012012.tumblr puts everyone in until they transform into foodpornatics.

Sherlockian: Hey look at this cool blog 01012012. Oh no. NO!!! NOT THE FOOD PORN THE DELICIOUS HORRIBLE FOOD PORN. NOOOOOO!!!!

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