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A weird sex act involving two people with their assholes facing each other so both holes touch. Each person squeezes out a huge long shit so they both collide like trains coming out of tunnels. Then the people ejaculate and cover themselves in the shit and cum so it looks like the flag of Latvia.
"Jim and I achieved the Latvian Train collision after 10,000 other successful attempts."
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Taking the A-train for Jesus -
1. A term used for unmarried Christians engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities until marriage.
2. An east coast term similar to saddlebacking.
3. Title of a song by Canadian punk band Heimlich Maneuver.
"I can be as slutty as I want and not go to hell, I'm taking the A-train for Jesus."
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When you are in basic training for the military and get horny as hell. You will pretty much have sex with anything thats alive and has a hole.
By week 6 in basic, my basic training balls were so bad I would've had sex with the 400 pound lunch lady.
Everyone gets a kind of marijuana smoking device, preferably a different kind; ie. bong, pipe, joint, etc. Everyone takes a hit and passes to the left forming a non-stop train of smoke till the weed is gone.
Mark: Its 4/20, lets do a mary jane train!!!
(Mark precedes to pack 4 different kinds of pipes)
Mark: Everyone take a hit and pass to the left, lets get this choo choo rollin!
When your life is a constant mess, but you have everything given to you anyway.....
Man, her life sure is a mess. But her man still buys her shit. I guess you could call it a " gravy train wreck".
Where you tuck your penis inbetween your legs and die down on your stomach, masturbating from behind. It should look as though you are a train blowing steam.
Derrick was amazed when he walked into the room to see Tom performing a pristine Canadian Steam Train.
Defined by Strong Bad when using Edgar the Virus Hunter. Simply put, to go in and kick some ass.
Virus? Let me introduce you to my main man Edgar. Come on Edgar, drop a train on 'em.
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