The act of being completely discombobulated in a position that makes you look like the smallest of hobbits
After a night of massive debachury, Caroline assumes turd formation in the corner to ponder her existence.
A really shitty car that still runs
Victors gold turd is so shitty that he crashed it on purpose
Caity Turd is beautiful and kind. Caity is a gal you can always count on to be there no matter what. She pushes her own feelings aside for others, and is always someone to rely on. She is sexy smart and wonderful. SHESSSS MINEEEEE BACK OFFFFFFF BEACHHHHHH
Caity turd is talans
An alternate name for a sewer.
After installing the new sewer, Tommy the Plumber took a step back and said, “Does that new turd slide look good to you?”
The plumber just fixed the turd slide, it’s safe to flush again.
A Land Rover, Range Rover or any other vehicle that rolled off the production line at Load Lane Solihull
What ever possesed you buy that old Solihull turd Geoffrey? The gear box will shit its self the first time you pull that cattle trailer
Turd tickle: nailing someone in the butt.
She's such a skank that I wouldn't even turd tickle her!