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A very funny "childrens" book written by Bo nehr, that includes multiple references to "Veiny Necked Birds", "Big Hairy Sacks", and "White Sticky Trails". The title of the book can be misleading to some, so to clarify, the apostrophe between the K and the S is replacing the letter I, so the title of the book is actually "My Uncle Jack IS Off", for all you dirty minded schlongs out there
"I just read My Uncle Jack's Off, and laughed my shitties out!"
The most satisfying nuts you will ever put in your mouth.
Damn i would suck uncle bucks mixed nuts dry.
More powerful than 'ur mom gay' or 'ur dad lesbian'.
Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 1: ur uncle bisexual
Person 2: oOf
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giving someone a hand job, with your mouth, whilst humming the national anthem
For the 4th of July i decided to give my boyfriend the ultimate patriot's gift, an Uncle Sloppy Sam
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A term used to define something or someone that is ourageously cool or wicked!! Actually invented by a crazy guitarist/tech nicknamed "Metal Dan"
"That Gig was Uncle Bo Wickler"
"She had the most Uncle Bo Wickler arse i have ever seen!!"
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Going through a homeless tent town as fast as you can collecting as many man loads as possible in a homemade funnel.
After the funnel has reached MAXIUM CAPACITY...butt chug it.
Then walk into a day care while telling the children you’re the frosting monster, as they cry.
“Mom, did you see me give The Uncle Charlie Classic to those kids?”
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The act of being owned to the point where you are forced to climb mount Everest from shame only to jump off.
Carl: Hey did u see cindy crying last night? she got uncle papa ownage blazing at her!
James: DAMN! what a KO.
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