To smack your relatives ass cheeks leaving red marks from your hand like waffle marks.
Michael met his cousin today and then proceeded to Waffle Wednesday her.
2π 9π
To get laid. Or to have sexual intercourse with a woman.
I got some Waffle House lastnight.
8π 62π
When somebody who does somthing unimaginably fuck tarded.
βI canβt belive you recked my truck you Fucktardian Cunt Waffleβ or
βYou are a fucktardian cunt waffleβ
12π 1π
A girl that trolls around one or more Waffle Houses (or other 24-hour "restaurants") and picks up whatever guy will go home with her. Often current or former employees of the restaurant or chain they frequent.
Nancy is such a Waffle House Slut, she doesn't even have guys buy her coffee before she takes them home for a quickie.
What a Waffle House Slut...I sold her pot out back of the restaurant she worked at and then nailed her in my car.
15π 2π
someone who's vagina has been smashed so many times it begins to look like a nasty ass waffle
she had been screwed by so many football teams it looks like she has twat waffle syndrome
76π 20π
A sexual fetish during which one defacates on his/her partner's chest, then smashes it with a tennis racket. More or less, a decorative Cleveland Steamer.
My girlfriend upped the ante last night, I actually got a Waffle Debacle!
1π 3π
When smacking someone in the face or other vital body part with an extremely hot fryer basket. There by leaving a waffle iron shaped burn.
" Sally kept messing up orders so bad. I had to waffle iron that bitch."
1π 4π