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When a guy awakes from a cat nap with a boner
Dude 1: Hey man, you got some major Cat Nap Wood!
Dude 2: Yeah bro i just woke up and i had a dream about your mom.
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The act of self-pleasure; masturbation. The term was popularized by You Tube video "Christian Rap Fail - Grippin' on Dat Wood" featuring various animals having a wank.
Grip grip yo, I'm grippin' on dat wood and it feels so good yo...
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outdoor anal sex, slang ,used predominantly in SW Washington
Jasmyn: So he stuck it in your ass? In a meadow?
Hilary: Yeah, he went all hundred acre wood on me.
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A problem with a phone system.
The expression was coined by a pioneer for phone technicians and was carried on through apprentices and journymen. Today it is used in limited numbers among veteran phone technicians.
"Well, I tell ya...I can't seem to get the 2600 frequency to trunk. I reckon there's a nigger in the wood pile, boy."
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Harper Woods is a city that used to be close to what the Grosse Pointes were at one point as far as middle class living. But now because of the economy it is alot closer to being Detroit jr. (foreclosers; A mall, Eastland, that has trouble keeping it's stores open). It, like Detroit, really isn't as bad as some people say, but still, like Detroit, has a long way to go before getting back to where it once was.
Person 1: It's kind of sad to see all the enconomic problems here in Harper Woods, Michigan with all the foreclosers and stuff.
Person 2: Yeah, I know. There really isn't much here anymore.
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A state in which paranoid wives constantly worry that their "nice guy" husbands are secretly cheating on them every time they leave the house.
When I came back from my business trip, my wife was all over me with questions about who we were with and what we were doing after the conference. My wife has a bad case of Tiger Woods Syndrome - she even demanded to see my phone!
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miss wood's are usually sexist/racist bitches they are always short and ugly and annoying aswell as being a hater of kids. the kids in year 8 and the rest of bsm have suffered from a miss wood and have been scared for life from her buckteeth. she hates boys alot and will always pick on the black kids.
white boy:hey wassup dude
black boy: doing my music homework bro
teacher: wat!!!! fuck u black kid and u pasty shet over there!! i hate kids and i will eat ur family black boy and i will blow all of the white kids family too.
black boy + white boy: she's such a (Miss wood)
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