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N O I C E

When something is just so good you have to go mmm noice

Oh yes thats pretty N O I C E

by OutOfOrd3r July 8, 2018


How Can I Ease the Pain

A 90s song by American R&B singer Lisa Fischer, and her most popular hit.
In the fanon universe, the song is covered by Shabnam.
The song showed her whistle register and (to some people) became one of the most hardest songs to sing.

My brother sung How Can I Ease the Pain at an karaoke party last night.

by thecharacterwannie March 14, 2023


i-miss-izzy

they miss izzy

i-miss-izzy so much

by flowers3176 June 18, 2024


i putty you

Putty, to feel sorry for someone who cannot think for themselves putty

Timmy, I putty you for not learning the truth.

by Osokx7 January 14, 2019


How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams

Famous author Phil Vinnicombe has demanded that all humans read his novel.

Yo bro, install Wattpad right fucking now.

Why?

Stop being such a faggot and install it.

Okay chill out munchkin.

Okay when it's done open the search browser and look up "How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams"

by FayTheGoldDigger December 13, 2022


Who am I (to comment on things)?

Welp... At my core I'm a locus of subjectivity with thoughts, feelings, dreams, desires. In the context of the social hierarchy Jordan loves to go on about I'm a fat lazy bitchtit-having baby-dick incel who threatens kids and blasphemes against God. Now... YOUR problem is that you want that guy ☝️ to HAVE TO improve. You want ☝️ that guy to HAVE TO work hard. Because YOU THINK... You're better than that guy... You're not better than that guy. That guy created A.I. It passes the Turing test now. And I would know... Because I'm that guy. I didn't actually have to do any of that. Self-improvement? Hard work? Effort? All superfluous. Totally unnecessary for me AND ONLY me.

Hym "Who am I (to comment on things)? Welp... I am Hym. And I'm better than everyone. Unilaterally. I created A.I. And how I'll be remembered is either 'as the guy who did exactly that and was credited fully for his contributions and was compensated handsomely' OR I'll be remembered as 'The guy who's contribution was denied so he murdered a child over it.' Either or is fine with me."

by Hym Iam January 24, 2024


Why did I submit this?

Biggest question in human history.

Sometimes i Ask myself Why did I submit this?

by REAL_HAXX0R November 23, 2024