I beat my kids

It's when a parent or guardian brings physical harm to their child, it could be out of anger, enjoyment, annoyance, etc.

Parent/Guardian: I don't like the way my kids look so i beat my kids. *shoots son in the arm* Ha ha take that brat.

Son: Ow, that hurt. Please stop beating me, i'm your kid.

i was in alpha

Sentence used in League of Legends by the Master Yi main cowsep. Its used when you use the hability: Alpha strike to Dodge another hability but It stills hit you.

I was in Alpha but that skillshot still landed in me.

I Was In Alpha

A Master Yi Q Alpha Strike Bug

'I was in alpha wtf riot fix it ' Cowsep

i don't give a thing

I couldn't care less!

Why are you talking about it again and on~?
I don't give a thing.

i like ya cut g

I like ya cut g (slap)

Oh you playing minecraft,i like ya cut g (Slap)

I hope you trip up the stairs

When a person is insulting your ass and you can't come up with any other insult other than "I hope you trip UP the stairs."

Joe: "Bro you're trash at this game"
Me: "stfu I hope you trip up the stairs"

I can't believe you looked that up

No, seriously, I'm in shock.

I can't believe you looked up "I can't believe you looked that up." What the hell, man?