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A male that has sex with a female and to get her pregnant and proceeds to never see her again.
derp man elite was never seen by her again.
Okay, I’ve fixed my broken life, gone clean from addiction, fixed my self esteem, have a hot girlfriend, and am living independently.
I now pronounce to myself that “I am a good man.”
And this good man can’t wait to get a good fuck in on his good girlfriend.
A insult that is stereotypically aimed at black or brown people and their skin colour.
*Posts picture of my friend Dante N in the groupchat*
"Nutella Man lol"
Skibidaboopedybiddlybodapydop
IM THE SCATTIN MAN
Hey have you heard of the scattin man?
No who's the scattin man?
A man who scats
when some one has a littel cock that is not appealing
small cock and chode man
somthing you say whenthe enderdragon catches you wanking catches you wanking
im wanking oooooooooooowowwww man
To be masturbating and climax into one's own eyes
Temporarily blinding themselves with semen, giving them a stinging sensation, because of the millions of microscopic sperm cells dancing on their pupil.
"AHHHHH, WHAT THE FUCK!?
Shit, this is a Lonely Man's Bukake.
Fuck, that stings"