The master of all "bellends" or more frequently used "nob heads".
Origininted from the British slang word "jeb"
Mum : you seen that big bugger over there?. Hes an absolute Jeb-I master.
Daughter: what's a Jeb-I mum
Mum: your father
Well I guess but ten times better. {west side} reference.
That stereo system sounds dope {af} “well I west”
exclamation that one says in which one knows they are drunk/high but still does an amazing feat such as beating another person at chess or driving home perfectly
Dude1: man u just beat me at chess i thought u were high?
Dude2: Aint i awesome?
Dude1: how the fuck are we home dude your drunk out of your mind
Dude2: Aint i Awesome?
I crashed my car into a bridge is a way to let your friends/family know that you were in danger and you wish them a goodbye in case
Daughter: I crashed my car into a bridge
Mom: Where are you let me pick you up
Daughter: 123 emergency lane
Mom: Who is following you/endangering you
Word used by maselangs after someone snitches on them to the police in singapore. Very Famous examples on singapore instagram.
"Haha get reported to the police maselang"
"I trusted you so much bruh"
What Arthur Morgan says as a response to Agent Milton
Agent Moron) "Five Thousand dollars for your head alone"
marthur Aorgan) "Want some jelly beans? I like jelly beans"
Agent Rice) "Enjoy your fishing, kid, While you still can"