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another word for saying “I swear to god” or “I’m not lying”
Bard you ain’t say that
“I bard I didn’t”
(from folklore)
when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'
damn juul pod, you see that shot of Mel @ her new PAYING job?? I thought Texas was supposed to be hot
Person 1: hey how’s a going *touches them*
Person 2: stop I told you I need space
Wu. It works. I told you it would.
Wu. It works. I told you it would.
phrase coined in 2019 meaning “I am telling the truth and looking stylish in this hat while doing so”
person 1: are you serious?
person 2: yeah bro, I don’t hat
A phrase used by Canadians usually used as a way to express that they are right in an arguement to the point where they will bet their ducks
"You're wrong Josh, I bet all the ducks in my pond that i'm right."
When a child predator sneakily tries to rizz up a child
Person 1: "ur such a child I love it"
Person 2: *Calls 911*