i m m m

I Miss my man 😞

1. omg girl like i really miss my man

2. pls i m m m

I like your necklace

Referring to someone with large or veiny (or both) hands

Usually a form of flirting

Isla: I like your necklace ;) would you mind if I tried it on?
Derek: what?
Isla:choke me.

I used to be smart

When you say you’re smart in a previous year but happen to get grade 1 in every subject and don’t answer all questions

Lewis Smith “ I used to be smarttttt

Teacher “Grade 9”

I-factor

Competitive party game. Each player takes it in turn to play the cheesiest/biggest tracks from their iPod/phone. Winner is the person with largest portion of booty shaken and/or most raucous screeching. Best played intoxicated.

"Oh man, this party's so borrring"
"What we need is a good dose of I-factor!"
(whoop whoop)

I understand it now

Phrase used when you perfectly master a task after messing up only one time.

lethal shooter throws a gummy bear in a water bottle in a far distance successfully but messes up the next attempt.

Lethal shooter: oh I understand it now.

Lethal shooter successfully makes the third attempt.

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If I tried

We'll never know! Because I didn't have to!

Hym "We'll never know what would have happened if I tried because I'm just not going to! I'm going to wait for you to do what you're inevitably going to do and then I'm going to tell you all to go fuck yourselves! To your face! I'm going to get on them fucking podcasts and you're going to have to actually defend what you're doing to my face, in front of your audience! Or I'll kill a kid!"

I am here! So we have to...

Use this expression when you're host of a party and in response to guests appreciation. It the same as saying "You're welcome! We should do this more often!"

John (Guest): Thank you for having us! We had a nice time at your party!

Adib (Host): I am here! So we have to...