Check out mandems MPG

To take anyone's mind off a bad situation with a cars bad fuel economy

Anton:
She's left me after 15 years

Jack:
Don't worry, check out mandems MPG.

Anton:
Fuuuuuck, I thought my problems were bad.

bouking out

Going mad or just acting generally strange similar to freaking out

Oi mate stop bouking out calm down.

-1 out of 10

Something so bad, a 0 out of 10 is being generous to it.

"I rate Cats a -1 out of 10"

To cow out of a breakdown

To hyperfixate or rant about cows during a breakdown to the point where the breakdown gets overridden by cow pictures

To Cow Out Of A Breakdown: They had to help him cow out of a breakdown last night, the chat is now filled with cow pictures

National ask a boy out day

It is on the 69th day of the year, March 10th.

Come on girls, don’t be pussies, ask a boy out!! It’s national ask a boy out day!! You will never know if they like you if you don’t ask!!

out-house recruiter

(1) When you get an email or LinkedIn message from a recruiter who implies he/she is retained by a company to recruit for a job, but in fact he/she is submitting unsolicited candidates for a role.
(2) The opposite of an in-house recruiter / retained search.

Out-house recruiter: "Hi, I'm writing since you'd be great for an analyst role I'm trying to fill." Me: "Is this a retained search?" Out-house recruiter: "No." Me: "No thanks" and then I recommend a colleague I hate and I hope will take a different job, if by some miracle the out-house recruiter is able to place the candidate.

Blackjack out

Masturbating furiously to the point of blacking out.

“ Furiously masturbating to the point of blackjack out and not awakening untill the great cumsplotion of 2021.”