English, I know that

A phrase used when someone stutters so badly that it seems like their first language (In this obvious situation, English) is unrecognizable to their self.

"Hey Mil!"
"Hey Robert."
"Did you see the-th-the uh- the- er- uh- woah- English, I know that-"
"It's okay Robert... it's okay."

Am I gay buzzfeed quiz

Annoying

I took a Am I gay buzzfeed quizz and im 69% gay!

I rock like pebble

This song is so buns!😂😁

I rock like pebble get jumped for your sheet

I go mow

When you’re excited all the hip to the jive kids say “I go mow”

Man 1: hey are you up for zip lining ?
Man 2: yeah man, I go mow!

why am i doing this

i dont know and i give no solid farts

"why am i doing this? just to suffer? whats the point everything ends"

Cry me a river so I can swim away

Exaggerated way to show disinterest in a subject that somebody cares deeply about

Person A: "My favorite tv show is cancelled"
Person B: "Cry me a river so I can swim away"

I follow barbblinkinc on Pinterest

I'm the hottest person alive😘

"Do you know , I follow barbblinkinc on Pinterest"
"Well your the hottest person alive"