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You tried to make an excuse to why you can’t go while you are laying on your bed doing nothing. You got a little confused and mixed “I forgot to water my plant” and “I forgot to walk my dog”together, or maybe you just tried to be funny. Happens only over text.
Lisa: “Do you want to come over”
Bryan: “No, I am busy”
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”
When you see the girl you like.
MAN1: Why do you always insist on hitting on girls who have boyfriends twice our size?
MAN2: I can't help the way I feel.
MAN2: When I see da bae. I go after da bae.
A beautiful quote by Freddie Mercury. This quote is so powerful, it can bring a tear to a man’s eyes.
“What will I be doing in 20 years time? I’ll be dead, darling! Are you crazy?” - Freddie Mercury (1946-1991)
It is a truism that says, I AIN'T KIDDING. I FIGGED in new ways.
To FIG is to have hot food SEX with your ASSHOLE or I AIN'T FIGGING as EATING SHIT with your ORAL CAVITY is ORAL FIGGING because it comes down to where each HOLES these normally belong to in the FIRST PLACE which means I AIN'T FIGGING as HAPPY FIGGING.
very iconic line from “Bottom of the Ocean” by world famous kpop boy group golden child .
“I wanna rock with her for a bit I wanna see what her mama made”
WHEN YOU SEE A GOOD LOOKING GIRL AND YOU TRY TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK GOOD
mANS nOT HOt maNs cAN NeVer BE hOt I SEE A PENG GIRL THEN I POSE
an alternative for one or more of the following:
1) Literally kiss me. I don’t think I've seen anyone as attractive as you before
2) I think the music you listen to is cool!
Example of usage 1:
Me: Hey what music do you listen to?
My crush: Oh you know, Clairo, Mitski, The Neighborhood, The 1975. Artists like that
Me: I like your music taste :))
Example of usage 2:
My friend: Yeah I just started listening to this new band. It’s really cool!
Me: Dude I like your music taste!