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I would drink alcohol every day
If I had my little way I would drink alcohol every day. That way I can think.
You know what maybe I just need to get laid. Maybe that will change things around, Need to call up a girl
When you eat something so cheesy that it plugs your asshole till next week.
Person A: I’ll take a large cheese pizza with extra cheese please.
Person B: No dad, I can’t shit for a week if we get that pizza
N-no you aren't, Paul Mcartney is. Don't lie. Wait, are you? PAUL? PAUL MCARTNEY, ITS YOU!!!!! Look at all those no-brainers over there thinking they are you. Also, in the song, do you say GooGooGjoob or Koo Koo KACHOOOO?
They are the eggmen and I am the walrus.
When you get the definition wrong
“I submitted penis music into the Urban dictionary.”
“That’s cool”
“Well I got the definition wrong”
aint = didn't
didn't = did not
not nothing = something
I ain't do nothing = I did not do nothing = I did something
"I ain't do nothing!"
so you did something, huh?
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One of the big reasons I left LAS VEGAS , HENDERSON AND PARADISE NEVADA.
As a JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE I got tired of these DUMB ASS FAGGOTS PART I who were METH HEADS and had sympathizers and for years bowed down to a METH HEAD AND METH DISTRIBUTER MATTHEW SHEPPARD and on top of that they TRESPASS me for not doing METH or going along with it and at the time CELINE MARIE CLAUDETTE DION was on their side along with the CEO MATTHEW O MADDOX of WYNN RESORTS INTERNATIONAL but I had to run away which I wanted anyway to SILICON VALLEY as my LIFE WAS SAVED BY ALPHABET and not only that because things turned 180 degrees since there had to be sophisticated meth intervention of CELINE MARIE CLAUDETTE DION to save her LIFE it is now boomeranging back in these DRUG THUG DRUG DEN supporter faces and especially all DUMB ASS FAGGOTS PART I that are still perverse about the before things change sympathizers like GARY the MANAGER at HAWKS who TRESPASSED me two years ago when he was manager at THE ENTOURAGE at the time in NOVEMBER 2019 because I threatened to kill a meth head that ran lit a crystal meth in my face and almost set the drapes afire and LOU ANNE said he was so scared he ran out naked and GARY again said I was TRESPASSED at HAWKS GYM AND SPA now the manager.
What Jennifer says to Chris after a week of dating and good sex. Jennifer is totally in love with Chris.
Jennifer - “I love you for that. I will love you forever!”
Chris- “coolio”