i wanna be a victim

what underaged boys say when they see an attractive adult woman and they want her to groom them

“Man, she’s so hot I wanna be a victim”

i dropped a burger

when you’re asking your friend for some food discreetly

dude i dropped a burger

I blame the Indians

It’s not your fault if you blame the Indians let me explain if the Indians killed Christopher Columbus A lot of people in the Americas wouldn’t be alive so if the Indians killed Christopher Columbus you wouldn’t be alive making you not mess up

Person one: why do you do that
Person two: I blame the Indians!

I Feel Fantastic

A term from a creepy YouTube video of a scary android singing uploaded in 2009

User1: Did you ever see that one creepy vid of that android singing?
User2: I feel fantastic?
User1: Yeah, that's the one!

I was kidding

Used when someone does'nt want to explain or emphasis something more and wants to move on, other than the person actually kidding.

"I was kidding about us dating, we could never ha..."

I love my Jordan

I love you more than anything and I won’t let you go... kisses ommmm nommm

I love my jordan more than anything

I don’t have a gun

It is where someone totally does not have a gun

Generally said in American schools

I don’t have a gun to shoot that French guy