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"I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.
- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!
A thing your white friend says to act black then everyone laughs at him and he laughs with them because he is embarressed
Something you do with your penis
"Yo, can I pop a Digiorno." "hahahaha what a fuckin loser."
"I'm going to go Digionro myself in my kitchen."
a common term to describe a strong feeling of happiness to your loved ones
person 1: hi there person 2
person 2: i will kill ur family
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when you roast someone in your mind, then you help them, then they say "we need more people like you"
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME, I FUCKING HATE MYSELF
It actually means, i found a girl, but I'm ashamed to admit it.
i saw you with this girl yesterday, him yeah i lost the bet
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I really am. I’m trying not to lose my head,
Oh my god I am so pissed