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This is Method used by modern day witches to wish ED on someone. It is usually a condom filled with banana mush, often found moldy. Also often found where you would have sex, like a bedroom, or a car.
I found a jacket banana in my room, and I couldn’t get hard during for weeks.
Events of misfortune that makes a female sexually attracted to you (only applies to males)
His banana fortune is so hot.
The sickness a woman has when she’s desperate for a dick.
She’s going to be easy tonight, I can tell by how she is acting, she’s got the ol banana bugs.
When you accidentally shit yourself whilst wearing a yellow suit.
Oh Dave, now you look like a proper mouldy banana.
David Elmores shot during a foosball match
I just Rynestone Bananad the shit outta you
The act of taking a shit and when it comes out it tips your balls before falling in the toilet.
Ozzy pulled a banana tipper this morning
A girl who will do anything for a guy because he has given her the best sex she has ever had. (Opposite of pussy-whipped.)
Girlfriend, you are SO banana-whipped it is making me sick.