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The school with the highest percentage of fuckboys. They eat, sleep, and live for the boys. Forget about spending Saturday night with your man if he’s from SMC. They are literally good at nothing except sports. They act straight but they’re all low key gay.
Person 1: Yo, you know where I can get some cleaning supplys
Person 2: Oh, go to St. MIchael’s College School. They got a lot of brooms.
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A nasty concoction consisting of extremely thin, tasteless cardboard-like crust slathered in runny cheap salty pizza sauce and topped with gooey St. Louis-exclusive cheese called Provel that looks and tastes like melted Velveeta. While many St. Louisans inexplicably love this crap, don’t let them con you into thinking it’s real pizza – it isn’t! Imo's is probably the most famous type of this stuff - stay away!
While visiting Sally in St. Louis, she tried to get me to eat St. Louis style pizza. I told her that I'd rather die a slow death.
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The St. Mary's dance is a dance done at St. Mary's College of Maryland to continue with the belief that we can still pray while we have a good time. In this dance people cross themselves while dancing to show that they can be religious and have fun at the same time.
Amanda: I don't think I'm going to be able to make it to church tomorrow, so instead I will just do the St. Mary's dance when I go out tonight to make up for it.
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St. Anne School is a private Catholic school in Barrington. It is considered to be one of the "big three" - the three schools that are allowed to Barrington Middle School dances. Since St. Anne is private, anyone can join - there's no district. This becomes a problem when you have the richer kids spitting on the faces (hypothetically) of middle class kids from surrounding towns like Palatine. The teachers try to be neutral, but teachers there usually prefer kids of their own class themselves. This is more prominent in the lower grades. St. Anne is a K-8 school, and there have been instances where 6' 8th grades trample 4' 1st graders. Overall, St. Anne is a blend of the other schools in Barrington and surrounding areas.
Girl from St. Anne School Barrington: Hey you guys wanna go to the gymnastic center this Friday?
Girl 2: Nah, I'm having a party on my boat Friday.
Guy from St. Anne School Barrington: I think I'm just gonna watch the sports game Friday...
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Some broke ass school in markham filled with 50% asians, 25% white people, 15% unknown and brown, and 10% black. All the black people think they are from the hood (scarbs), and they like to cause shit for no reason. You have the AP kids (advanced placement) who do nothing but work always, our cafeteria is shit - probs the worst i've ever seen. Not a very smart school aside from those AP losers, a ton of druggies who love their weed, and less then a handful of quality teachers - one got expelled last year for getting too flirty with a student- PLOT TWIST the male teacher was getting to close with a male student... oh well :P
You go to St. Brother Andre Catholic Highschool? do u also smoke weed or r u part of an imaginary gang?
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st hughs Ooman are known for giving bun them have the wikid set a ooman dem 🤣 if yuh ooman guh hughs jus kno yah get bun
boy:which skl u go to?
girl: st hughs high school
boy: ohh so yah gimmie di factory ?
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Yall ask and y’all shall receive. First of all Tell me why y’all can’t act somewhat civilized in the mf courtyard like y’all wanna fight everyone until ya get ya shit rocked and you face plant the concrete. They have the internet only working near dual credit classes cus they want me to balance my academics and getting bitches. Hey, nic fiends, quit asking every damn person that comes in the bathroom for a rip bruh. Y’all be so downbad y’all would ask the damn principal for one if she was in there. And if you do got nic, quit acting like a dumbass with it. Mfs not even hiding it at this point. The assistant principal be catching people because y’all are asking to hit someone’s nic right in front of them. Idiots. Imma make y’all do push-ups for that shi like the tiktoks. And if get nearly sideswiped by another student driver imma say fuck it and run yo ass off the road. LEARN TO DRIVE OR DONT DRIVE AT ALL. Theres a drivers Ed class for a reason. everytime I’m driving somewhere, it’s always some mf with a st Martin student parking sign in they car that drive like they have seizures mid-drive. Get ya shit together before you end up being the next Paul walker of the coast. Lastly, girls if you’re not skinny, thats ok, but if you try to act like you’re goddamn Cinderella or sum bs, just stfu. Bitch you ain’t no damn Cinderella, you miss piggy off the muppets. oink oink headass. Shi just close your mouth in general. I can smell the hot Cheetos and pound cake from across the school.
If St Martin high pt.2 was a sport in general, they’d be mf ultimate frisbee or sum bs
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