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When your dealer says this he’s just gonna take the piss
Brad: yo how far out are u
Kyle: I’ll be 20-25 minute
Brad: You literally said that an hour ago u chat utter shit I’m getting a fat top up now u bastard
November 20th is when you can have a hot cheeto and mango salad party with whoever you want!!!
Person 1: hey what's today?
Person 2: it fuckin november 20 stupid!
Person 1: ok and!?
Person 2: its fuckin time to party!!!
National give a girl your hoodie day!!!!!
Girl: It’s November 20
Boy: I know *gives her his hoodie*
November 20 is text your crush and tell them you like them day.
Girl 1: Hey it’s November 20
Girl 2: omg go text him right now!
November 20, national give a man a compliment day.
They seriously don’t get these enough.
Woman: Hey guess what?
Man: What
Woman: It’s November 20, national give a man a compliment day.
Woman: You’re really nice and cute and people don’t appreciate you enough
Man: Thanks we don’t get these enough
Girls have to say yes to everything you ask for a day.
“ Are you cheating on me”” yes
November 20
November 20 is the day you tell your crush you like them
Boy: how you doing you into fitness
Crush: yea why?
Boy: you trying to fitness dick in your ass
Crush: I’m seven
November 20