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When you take a chick to her place then to pound town. "accidentally" Blow your load in her hair or eyes. When she runs off to clean up, get dressed quick and grab something random on the way out.
-"Dude, is this the blender you grabbed from Julie's place?"
"Hell Yeah, 5 Finger Dismount"
-"You know she had to go to the ER right?"
"Smoothie?"
Jerking off. 5 fingers to 1 dick.
"I haven't had sex in a month so I've just been playing 5 on 1"
Last night I bought gta 5 and spend 6 hours grinding only to get buttfucked by a mark2 that's gta 5 online
An event described in myth and legend only as bliss
Me: Hey bro, we have a 5-day-weekend
Friend: *dies*
A sexual act performed on Chaturbate by an attractive woman who humps a pillow, whilst performing dildo karaoke to a song of your choice, whilst wearing a cowboy hat before finally faking a huge lush reaction.
Storm: "What the fuck is a 5-bean salad?"
TheJoShow: "Tip and find out!"