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originally conceptualized by the great visionary, chaos druid.
in theory, a seltzer boy is everything and he is nothing.
he is an abomination to the elements, destroying all that lies in his way.
The most common beverage for a seltzer boy is indeed, a 5% strength White Claw, Truly, Pure Still, or some variant of the newly popular "Alcoholic Seltzer Beverages" popularized by white girls mostly on social media.
some say, to this day the seltzer boy has never been found.
we're in houston and the airbnb is fior as hell. time for another classic episode of the seltzer boys!
seltzer boys doing it live, we in it!! just chugged a full case of claws and headed to the gym
guy 1: did you hear anthony's a seltzer boy?
guy 2: nah bro he got kicked out we can't give him anymore chances
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That kid sounds like souljah boy.
Lets cut his tongue out!
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Someone you won't understand for quite some time.
"Watch me crank dat soulja boyyyy. YUUUUUUU."
"Good for you."
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A term used to describe a guy who has the total package, or seemingly the perfect guy. A guy who possess all of the traits that a particular girl could want in a guy (good looking, great body, athletic, intelligence, great personality, sense of humour, ambitious, talented, etc.).
David Beckham, Justin Wrubel, Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp are all examples of a trophy boy.
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Thomas Muller. the greatest 'ball boy' the world has ever produced. German of course. at the end of WC'10, he walked off the pitch with two top awards - Golden Boot and Best Young Player.
Maradona was so confused to have mistaken Muller as a 'ball boy'. boy oh boy.
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Also know a as a tall can. A 24 oz can of beer. Not to be confused with a pounder a 16oz can of beer, or a deuce deuce a 22oz bottle of beer
A tall boy is much beter than a pounder because it has more beer
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Yet another nickname for George W. Bush (because of his resemblance to those stuttering retarded kids on those telethons for the disabled).
"Please help, c-c-call now"
Telethon Boy is on TV again; I really hope they find a cure for whatever he has.
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