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The day of the year that is all about Leila Zanjani!
In her 1st year of uni, she was W3 volleyball team Captain, in her 2nd year she was Club Secretary, and in her final year she is the best Club Captain UOBVC has ever seen.
Men: Leila is heterosexual (despite lesbian allegations with her best friend Cristina). She enjoys feminine looking men but who will get into fights to protect her. They must also be a great volleyball player. (Strong shared fear of being curb-stomped is encouraged)
Strengths:
-Great volleyball player (BOUNCE expert)
-Musical genius (Flute Mastermind)
-Low waisted jeans
-Vodka
-Best club captain
-Will fight you if you diss Cristina
-Will do more push ups than you
-Has great driver potential
-Slays a whale tail
-Luscious curls
-Bestest friend a person could ask for
Weaknesses:
-Environmentally UNfriendly
-Gets Volleyball confused with Baseball at times as she hits home runs
-Hates vegans
-Is a disguised leprechaun (OBSESSED with gold)
-Dubai
-Secret nerd but presents as a bag bitch
-Dairy
-Tequila and wine
-Cannot drive
-Rich men
-Her parents know all the tea
-R&B and Drill music
-Walking in 6 inch heels
-Only speaks English despite being Nigerian, Irish and Iranian
Obsessions:
-Volleyball
-Diet Coke
-Having babies
-Being a rich housewife
-Anime
-Baby yoda
-Good bangles and gold hoops (gold jewellery in general)
-Marbella
-Laser hair removal
-Iced chai lattes
International Leila Z Day (June 26th) is the one day of the year that is all about Leila Zanjani, where it is customary to take a drink of vodka in Leila’s honour to celebrate.
A Westerner/Japanese/South Korean/Taiwanese who listens to and spouts Kremlin Propaganda while supporting the Russian invasion against Ukraine
Plural: Z-Traitors
James Smith is a Z-Traitor who deserves to be permanently suspended from YouTube and be deported straight to Russia for treason against the UK via change of flight from Tbilisi Georgia
Eddy Z loves saying a naughty word that begins with n. He likes talking about bunda. He brings binoculars to the swim club to observe LEC. His Home Screen is David being naughty. His favorite elements on the periodic table are nickel and ger. He failed NNN on the first day at approximately 12:01 AM
It’s a wild Eddy Z!
What is that word he’s saying? It begins with n and ends with r. Nnn…r!
A person born in the Generation Z age but has not circum to the degeneracy of the generation, they also retain empathy and basic human emotions and reactions.
Degenerate: I am so happy my tik toks got 5 million views! OMG IM GOING TO SAY IM BISEXUAL AND BE AN EMPATH
Pure Z: What the actual fuck is wrong with you
Bystander: That guy must be a Pure Z
Gen Z's are weirdos trying to cancel everything, though sometimes they may be funny
That Gen Z shit is trying to cancel braces because it makes your teeth straight which is homophobic
Gen z is usually refered to the generation of people that are lazy and sensitive to everything. The people who say this are most likely millennials that are more sensitive and try to "get hip with the kids", failing miserably and spending their time on urban dictionary because they are angry little pussies that don't know how to grow up.
The reason why Gen z is lazy can't take a fucking joke is because most of them are either burnt out from school or phone addicted little pricks. Also I'm not even gonna lie, most of the "jokes" that Gen z hears aren't even funnier than a brick. Most of them are just literal racism that have a smidge of seriousness.
Person: Haha I'm gonna r*pe you n*ga ur so fucking gay
Gen z person: That's not even funny get a life
Person: You're just being oversensitive you fucking phone addict
Gen z: ...