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Uncontrolable Flatulance, or passing of gas
"Man, I Think The Ass Orchestra is coming to town"
Commonly used to describe the explosive diarrhea one experiences from bad Mexican food (ie. Taco Bell).
Sage: I ran into Michael, he just got back from Chipotle and had a bad case of bean ass.
The action of putting a glass mason jar on the erect penis, your partner then sits on it and clenches their asshole as hard as possible until the glass breaks and turns your dick into a poorly maintained hotdog with extra sourcraut
Susan put some "Glass in the ass" last night, My dicks still looks like it was mauled by a tiger!
A funny asshole. Someone who makes jokes by being midly mean.
Tricy said something mean but funny.
Gwen: 'You're an Ass-Trip!'
When his cock is just too big and attempts to penetrate your asshole for anal just leaves your ass puckered and stinging like hell.
I went out with an ass hornet last night. I need some medicated salve today.
A condition which causes extreme itching of the ass cheeks, usually from being a giant pussy and sitting down while you fish. This condition is often confused with bleacher butt which is caused from being at a boring sporting event in which you ass itches from sitting down too much.
You better get up and fish before you get boat ass!
When you sit on the toilet too long while looking at memes until you can't feel your ass.
Felix: I was on the toilet so long that my legs fell asleep and I can't feel anything!
Jeff: You must have a bad case of meme ass.