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a hot pocket from Alabama
lets go to Alabama for a Alabama hot pocket
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When a man poop's on a peace of paper, rubs it in well and nice, rinses it of with chocolate milk, freezes it for well over an hour, and finally slaps the shit out of his female partner, or vice versa
hence mud flap
B:Oh Henry did you get chocolate milk.
H:Yes. I did Babara.
B:Well why don't give me an Alabama Mud Flap.
H:Well that sounds delightful.
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Sexual act in which while fucking someone doggy style you grab their arms and steer them out the front door and bang their head on the broken stove in the front yard.
See also: admiral
Uncle daddy was fucking me from behind last night and gave me the ole Alabama Dinner Special.
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A vagina that smells like fish and looks like it's held a potato and raw egg
Eww, that's woman's vag has been Alabama fish caked!
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When you fill your partners anus with hot fudge, caramel sauce, whip cream, and a cherry and let them fart the concoction in your face.
Andy and Ryan got bored one night and decided to let they should try the Alabama Super Sunday. Andy's favorite part was letting Ryan lick the sticky mess off of his face.
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Place a large dip of chew in your mouth right before plowing your cousin from behind. When you're about to blow spit your chaw on her back and tell her you came. When she turns around laser her in her lazy eye with a hot stream of semen then smack her in the opposite direction of her lazy eye. Fixing her lazy eye permanently.
Cletus "Hey Leeroy didnt you're wife used to have a lazy eye?"
Leeroy "She did until I gave her Alabama Lasik Surgery"
Cletus "Damn cousin, I appreciate you taking suck good care of my sister"
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Its when you first eat something that makes you want to take a shit eg. Taco Bell you go to the toilet put wax strip on your ass hole and then you take a shit. When you feel that you cant push more of your shit you take strip off.
eg. "Damn man, after this taco bell i did Alabama Hot Waxing. That feels so great"
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