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A relatively obscure sex act that combines a creampie with a David Foster Wallace reference. The man ejaculates inside his partner (the creampie) while yelling "'Victory for the Forces of Democratic Freedom!" This is a reference to the David Foster Wallace short story Brief Interviews with Hideous Men, and its meaning can be as obscurely ironic as the partners decide. The American pie combines irony, patriotism, and sex in a heady mix that's not suitable for everyone.
Q: Are you and Charlie doing anything special for the Fourth of July?
A: Probably go to the parade, watch some fireworks, and finish the evening off just the two of us, doing an American pie.
The act of eating ass, immediately followed by drinking a glass of water.
Sean: So Allyson and I did The American Toilet last night.
Jordan: That's gross dude. Brush your teeth in between next time.
An American brain, the brain of stupidity. The country that calls football soccer. The lack of thinking. The kind of brain that doesn’t know how to cook international food. But there is some Americans that have an international brain. The brain of thinking. American brains also have racism in them.
Jake, who has an American brain: “This black guy looks like an ant.”
Tariq, who has an international brain: “This man is a great guy.”
The act of sticking a calculator up into the rectal system of a complete stranger.
woah hold the American bagel there buddy.
A diner in Lansdale, PA where kids go because there is absolutely nothing to do. Local people either get coffee or nothing at all and it's a mystery how the diner is still in business. It is crowded with punk kids, weirdos, perverts, gangstas, and hipsters.
John: "It's Friday, but there's nothing to do."
Jane: "Want to go to American Star?"
John: "Meet you at Am Star in 15."
A small greyish-black songbird with a red belly which sings a beautiful song all morning, starting hours before sunrise, which is found in the Eastern USA and Canada.
American Robbins are found in USA, Canada, Bermuda, Bahariterra, and Bahamas Islands.
The act of placing explosive mats/carpets or mines around your home at random and forgetting where they are placed, thus creating the chance of blowing yourself up, when navigating your house.
"Hey man, that's a nice carpet you've got."
"Thanks man! I wouldn't step on it though"
"Why?"
"I've set up the house for American Roulette."