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Asshole Personality Disorder

A formal psychiatric diagnostic category explaining the complicated underlying characterological components of a complete and total asshole.

I eventually came to discover that my โ€œexโ€ was suffering with a sad and pervasive diagnosis called Asshole Personality Disorder.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019


Gilded Asshole Syndrome

A fairly common syndrome, one that is worldwide, seen in some wealthy folks who, despite having anything they want at their fingertips, are still insufferable assholes.

Although it is tempting to explain away Benedict Donaldโ€™s obscene behavior as being attributable to Gilded Asshole Syndrome, it remains more likely that his obscenely disloyal actions are due to intellectual and characterological deficits.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019


5-Star Asshole

Someone who is a reprehensible and exceptionally heinous jerk.

Let me show you that I too can be a superlative 5-Star Asshole!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2020


major league asshole

major league asshole one who is not only an asshole but has the qualification of being an absolute asshole

George w bush used the phrase during his first campaign for president there's Adam Clymer major league asshole from the new york times

by littlejimmie November 18, 2019


Asshole Resting Face

The male alternative to bitchy resting face. When a guy rests his face and naturally looks like he's pissed off, angry, or an asshole. He may or may not actually be an asshole, but the way his facial muscles sit make him look like one.

"You look like a really pissed off and angry asshole."
"I'm not, I just suffer from asshole resting face."

by Gingy1992 August 5, 2014

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Masquerading Asshole Pedophile

The correct abbreviation of MAP.

Minor Attracted Person? More like Masquerading Asshole Pedophile.

by APersonWhoMightBeInsane January 14, 2022

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Holy Snapping Assholes

An exclamation, like Holy Shit, or Holy Crap, usually spoken to express surprise, pain, pleasure, etc.

Beth checked her ticket and exclaimed, "Holy Snapping Assholes! I just won the lottery!"

John hit his thumb with a hammer and shouted, "Holy Snapping Assholes, that hurt!"

by Hiccup August 2, 2006

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