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Say Yes To You’re Girlfriend All Day.
Girl: Do you want to go eat at my favorite restaurant
Boy: um it’s August 20th so yes
August 20th is worldwide let-a-nigga hit day! Today any female should let whatever guy who wants hit! And if they cant hit, then at a bare minimum, send a boy some booty pics!!
"Aye bro I cant ever get any bitches" "It's cool bro, it's August 20th! National let-a-nigga hit day!"
this is the day that the most amazing, cutest, most beautiful, sweetest girl ever was born, she would be an amazing best friend/girlfriend.
August 20th is J_______’s birthday? Wow! She’s so nice and sweet!
International Annual Female OC Appreciation Day!! Everyone find your favorite original characters and ready yourself for Female OC Appreciation Day!! You can send all the lovemail, fanart, and fanedits you please to your favorite female ocs the whole day,(and after. and before!) just to show your love!
“Yo, tommorrow is Female OC Appreciation Day!”
“August 20th?! Woo-hoo! Marking my calendar right now!”
August 20th
On august 20th finger your best friend day .
Hey it’s August 20th !
It’s finger your best friend day .
It won’t be weird
National eat your girlfriend out day!
Girlfriend: hey babe, todays august 18th. You know what that means..
Boyfriend: yep. Spread your legs in coming.
August 18th is national show your boyfriend your knockers day
Boyfriend: heyyyyyyy it's August 18th you know what that means (fish) IT'S NATIONAL SHOW YOUR BOYFRIEND YOUR KNOCKERS DAY
Girlfriend: Jared I don't love you anymore stop texting this number