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A stupid fuckin farmer that gets drunk off 1 IPA has a micro penis that eventually morphs into a vagina that gets pounded by his incest dad.
Wow ben swansons a fucking faggot.
Biggie ben is a logical way of referring to talking Ben. Biggie Ben sayers are superior to everybody else in the universe and are also extremely intelligent.
“You’re a cool guy”
“That’s because I say Biggie Ben”
“Okay.”
“Cool.”
“Tom and Angelica are also pussies”
“Facts”
To be swagalicious or to be one with the swag.
Ben Howick had become swagalicious after having a new haircut
Loves weed more than the human race. Can transform into a pile clothes if needed. When you see a Ben Williamson you know it 10 there's no questioning because your dick gets hard or your pussy gets wet but if you have both you won't recognize him not. Just know that if your dick gets hard it's okay but you're barking up the wrong tree. He has a hard time walking down the street because his balls weigh 15 lb a piece and he always has a back brace again he has 30 pounds worth of balls in his pants. Has to get his underwear custom-made to support these gigantic balls. Each ball has a gangster face tattooed on them one of them is smoking a blunt and the other one telepathically talking shit to you. His only downfall is that he also has three dicks two of them talk one on then uses sign language with his pubic hair.
Have you seen the new magic show by that guy Ben Williamson apparently his dick and balls get into a fist fight after it was all over with he just floated away and then did a car trick in midair.
the nicest dude you would ever meet. He was so lucky to meet the love of his life Harry Edward Styles. Ben goes on tour with harry all the time and loves to watch his boyfriend perform. Ben and Harry live together for many years and then will die in each others arms. Ben is supportive and handsome and hot and humble and cool. Ben is so slay.
Ben Styles marries harry styles