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The correct term for body lotion
Jeff: Dont you hate it when people call body sauce "lotion"?
Mike: Yes!
The simultaneous loss of multiple types of bodily fluids, on an involuntary basis, after passing out following a night out on the town.
Known on twitter as #TBE
Julian didn't know what had happened to his bed until he realised he'd had a Total Body Evacuation during the night
When you see a little girl hiding behind your bed, but it turns out that you overreacted and she's actually just a normal ass kid.
Spaghett the Bear: It's got a face, but no body!
Goldilocks: Hahahahahahaha! Oh hello! I just dropped in!
Spaghett the Bear: YOU GO HOME!
Someone who has sex with a lot of people
My boy always get with the shorties, he be baggin those bodies
He smash so much he a body bagger
When, after a night of hard drinking, one urinates, defecates and vomits all at the same time. Usually done while on sitting on the toilet and vomiting in the sink or trash can.
Woke up this morning so hungover that I full body flushed myself.
Somebody saying you have a volleyball body is saying thick thighs and big booty
Guy: "You have a great volleyball body"
Girl: "Thank- wait a second"
When you fuck a girl from the back with your right hand on her left love handle and, your left on her right.
“i cross bodied the fuck out of that hoe”
“ i fucked her and you already know i hit her with those cross body (proceeds to air hump with his hands crossed over)”