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internal body armor

Another name for breast implants. Especially applied to bolt-ons due to their kevlar-like hardness, as if the woman has a bulletproof vest permanently attached.

"Rob, look at this girl...are they natural?"

"Nahhh. She's got internal body armor, for sure."

by Onionhead01 May 19, 2024


Body Rip

Very cringe name which Aussies give to a body punch/liver punch.

Shane: "Did you go watch the fights at Infliction last night brah ?"
Nate: "Yeah mart. Old matey stopped that Kiwi/Brown fella with a noice body rip eh !?!"
Shane: "Yeah mart. What a foight !" Can't remember most of the card 'cos I was blind as mart."
Nate: "Hehe. You're such an alky eh."

by Morphett_Vale_SA February 23, 2024


Full Body Blowjob

A woman places her boobs on either side of a man's balls and holds on to his torso with her hands. She begins a regular blow job but moves her chest in unison with her mouth providing an experience so good that it can cause temporary memory loss and distortion of reality.
*Current standard blowjob to FBB exchange rate is 3:1

I was just sitting on the couch as she took off her shirt and started giving me an Full Body Blowjob so fucking amazing it made my brain glitch. I forgot my name and started hearing colors!

by BrainGlitchGuy July 4, 2022


No Body, No Crime

When someone murders someone named Este and their bestie swears the murderer was with him/her. the murderer probably got a boating license at 15.

I think he did it, but I just can't prove it.
No, no body, no crime. but I ain't lettin' up until the day I die.

by TheSmallestManWhoEverLived May 9, 2024


Bodi

A Bodi is the best possible friend you can ever imagine: she (she, not he) is funny, pretty, gezellig and she loves to be around people. All the other meanings of Bodi on this website are dumb, so this is is especially to make it better.

Bodi’s often change their dreamjobs and can be compared to Barbie. Just like Barbie they have different interests each week. As a child, a Bodi might have the strange habit of wanting to become a clown. That’s where the job obsession starts. Bodi’s would for example love to be interior designers, English teachers, Real Estate something, Spanish, wedding organisers, shoe artists, and massagers. The good thing is that they never get tired of new things.

A real Bodi loves good food, especially when someone else pays it. Just kidding, they pay their own food from time to time.

A Bodi might fall in love with strange guys, but at least she’s very honest and loyal to those people. The guys always have dark hair. When a Bodi is in love she’s 10000% into him, but her friends may think the guy is an idiot. Did I already tell you that friends are always right? Grappiee

Her looks: Very pretty, fake blonde, brown eyes, extremely muscular (just kidding). Her teeth are so bright that people have to wear sunglasses and sunscreen around her, so they won’t hurt their eyes or get a sunburn.

Her best friend’s name rhymes with Haira and her mom’s name sounds like Ranja. She falls for guys rhyming with Wilan, Fylan, Hoe and Flamairo.

Sara: Hey Bodi, what do you think of this?
Bodi: Perfect, I’ll write one about you too!
Sara: Wow I did not at all expect that

‘That person looks strange, must be a Bodi’

by Ihavenoideawhothisishmm November 22, 2021


BODI

Bag of dicks idiot!

That's BODI!

by June 1, 2021


Bodi

A person who often sports small undies

"Are you going to johns party tonight?"
"no way man, that guy is such a bodi"

by Dega did it to em June 14, 2022