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When taking a shit, one straddles the toilet facing the wall causing a shit stain down the front side of the toilet.
Dude, I just took a dump and did a California landslide. Skid marks for days!
Nonsensical practices, concepts, ideas, food etc. which is predominant amongst areas such as California. Usually defy common sense.
Made popular by The Sopranos.
Jake: Did you hear about this new pizza place? They’re serving gluten free pizza made from cauliflower!
Naomi: Pizza, made from cauliflower? I don’t want to have anything to do with this California Bullshit!
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A place i cannot hide in because "these hills have eyes and i got paranoia"
"But i cannot hide in hills of California because these hills got eyes and i got paranoia"
When you go to swap jeans with a rando and they are commando with the nastiest uncircumcised dick you've ever seen.
I was doing a California Jersey Swap at the bar and the dude's hood had flies buzzing around it. I'm out!
The act of shooting ice cream up your ass and letting it freeze your your turds before gay butt sex
Hey bro do a California blender so you can ride my cock later
Rizz sustained by exceptional prowess, or a cover of the song “California love” by 2pac
Person 1: “watchu know about that California Rizz”
Person 2: “California Rizz!”
The act of fitting both testicals in a vagina or anus.
" Hey baby, come back here. Lets have some california fun.