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The greatest alternative to sex, better than masturbation too.
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Girlfriend: Wanna rough it up, u sexy bitch?
Me: Hell yeah, you know what I'm thinking?
Girlfriend: Ohhh yeahhhh.............
Me: Barret .50 Caliber time bitches!
Girlfriend: DAMN YOU CALL OF DUTY 4, YOU WIN AGAIN!!!1 HaCKzorS!!!
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Calling someone who you don't want a relationship or sex with just to boost your self esteem
I called my ex for an emotional booty call because I was feeling lonely
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An Irish YouTuber that plays a mix of modern and classic video games. His videos are very humorous, and he often messes around with games and plays them in unintended ways instead of trying to complete them. He has created many well-known characters who appear in his videos, such as the Dear Leader Jim Pickens and Turg.
Person A: Did you hear, Call Me Kevin's got 2 million subscribers.
Person B: Yeah, I'm so happy for him!
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Some guy who thinks life is all about sex, getting fuckered on alcohol, weed, and having a lesbian girlfriend while still calling himself a Christian. This guy also claims to have dropped out of uni because he was on the wrong course, obviously he DROPPED out, why? Because he failed.
But yet still has the decency to call former friends a flop.
Fuck you dumbass, my life is better off without you.
I won't see you in hell, also I wont see you with any qualifications either. Ha!
Someone who you think is your friend but turns out not to be, can be classed as a Frenemy or Backstabber
Someone who is a hypocrite and talks shit about you when they themselves are the epitome of what is So-Called friend and failure.
Friend 1: I can't believe he said that. =O
Friend 2: Puh, So-Called friend indeed.
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A multi-platform game that is praised for its great online capabilities and that allows completely ridiculous and awesome things to happen.
I took out a helicopter with a pistol in last stand the other day. It was totally great.
^^Yes, this really happened. That's why Call of Duty 4 pwns.
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the equivalent of a booty call, the process of someone texting another person late at night to talk. Most likely seen at 10:00pm-3:00am.
Andy (12:10am) : "Hey, I need a text buddy"
Kat (12:16am) : "No Text Buddy-Calls please."
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After playing COD and things in your life relate to the game.
A heightened sense of situational awareness.
Walking outside after playing and seeing a plane fly over and saying "Enemy UAV has been spotted"
Or thinking an enemy is around the corner.
Call of Duty Impairment is listening to foot steps hoping someone doesn't come up and knife you.
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